Jacques, Brian - Redwall 13 - Lord Brocktree by Lord Brocktree
Author:Lord Brocktree
Language: eng
Format: mobi
Published: 0101-01-01T00:00:00+00:00
Chapter 23
The storm had not penetrated inland; it was driven upcoast and out to sea. Dotti sat on the streambank, breakfasting on fresh fruit salad with her friends. The haremaid was now under instruction as a contender for King Bucko Bigbones's crown.
Grenn read out the rules which had been delivered by the king's seconds. "Two days from now, the three events will commence: the Bragging, the Feasting and the Fighting. The Bragging will take place on the eve of day one. Whichever beast wins the Brag will be the creature voted by common consent of the crowd to have outbragged the other. Dawn of day two the Feasting will commence; the victor will be the one left sitting, still eating, at sunset, or until one creature yields to the other. Noon of day three is the Fighting. No weapons or any arms whatsoever are allowed to be taken into the ring. All supporters and seconds must have vacated the ring by the time the crown is dropped. The king has the right to decide whether the contest be from scratch, or moving freely. The moment one beast cannot rise and continue fighting, the other will be declared the winner. Note: in the event of Bragging or Feasting being won, lost, or declared a tie, the winner of the Fighting will be declared outright king. These are the approved rules!"
Fleetscut laughed scathingly. "Bucko's rules made by himself, eh? He's only got to win the jolly old Fighting an' he's home'n'dry, wot?"
"That's right, ole feller. King Bucko makes the rules in his own courtyou've got t'be better'n him to change 'em!"
"Aye, an' you've got to blinkin' well prove it, too!"
They turned to see two extremely fit-looking young hares lounging nearby, taking everything in.
"I'll give you young whelps something to think about if you don't move yourselves!" Brocktree growled.
The hares did move, not away, but closer. They were obviously twin brothers, alike as peas in a pod. They spoke alternately, beginning or finishing off sentences, as if each knew what the other was thinking. Fleetscut was watching them closely as they addressed the badger.
"Don't get touchy, sah, we're on your an' the pretty one's side."
"Rather, on the pretty one's side especially, wot wot!"
"I'm Southpaw, an' this fat ugly one's Bobweave!"
"Fat ugly one? Go 'way, you bounder, let miss Dotti say. C'mon, miss, ain't I the best-lookin' one who cuts the finest figure? Tell the truth now!"
Fleetscut approached them, his paw extended. "I'll tell you the truth, you young rips. Bobweave an' Southpaw, eh? You're the orphaned twins, grandsons of Stiffener Medick. I can see it in you both, fightin' hares born an' bred, wot!"
"Rather! How d'ye do, sah!"
"Pleased t'meet you, old chap!"
They exchanged greetings with all the party. Dotti took an immediate liking to the twins. Though they had the biggest, toughest-looking paws she had ever seen on a hare, both were extra gentle when they shook her paw.
Brocktree had changed his attitude, and was quite cordial with them. "So, friends, you have the looks of two very perilous beasts.
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